Oh, C'mon already!

For over two years, Oklahoma’s 32-year-old Nick Williams has battled brain cancer and even has personalized license plates reading "F Cancr". Nick says it stands for Fight Cancer. The uptight types say the F stands for something else and now Nick is fighting state officials who’ve ordered him to change his license plate.

CRAZY!

For those who slapped their forehead after hearing Baltimore second-grader Josh Welch was suspended from Park Elementary School after he allegedly fashioned his breakfast pastry into the shape of a gun and said, ‘bang, bang,’ get set to repeat using both hands. The school has announced that it would make counselors available for any students troubled by the incident.

WANT TO MEET SOMEONE? GO OFFLINE _ Stop wasting so much time online. If you really want to meet someone, get a dog. It turns out that one in four dog owners have met dates while walking their dogs. A third have at least made new friends. We trust dogs' people-meters, too. Forty percent of dog owners say they would think twice if their pets and dates didn't get along.

Randy

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