We all love Ryan Reynolds. Not only is the man wickedly attractive, he’s also hilarious both on screen and online. In honor of his 41st birthday (October 23rd), here are 18 tweets from the actor that made us laugh.
My daughter's only 6 months old and already drawing. I'd hang it on the fridge but honestly, it's absolute garbage.
My daughter loves being buried up to her neck in sand at the beach. Her little face lights up when I come back to get her the next day.
Airplane toilets are aggressive. It wasn't until I got back to my seat that I noticed my pants and testicles were missing.
People in LA are deathly afraid of gluten. I swear to god, you could rob a liquor store in this city with a bagel.
When I think out loud, it sounds nothing like Morgan Freeman.
I can't tell the difference between meditation and silent inner shrieking.
I'm making an oil painting of my sister, Sarah. And it's more difficult than I thought because I don't have a sister.
They should make fingerless latex gloves. For stylish doctors.
I'm still trying to get out of dinner meetings I had years ago.
LOVE dressing my daughter in baby clothes. The itsy-bitsy pink pajamas. The tiny white socks. The black leather mask. Cuteness overload!
It's neat to have entire conversations using only "air quotes". Also, punching myself to death is fun.
I'm in the yard. I'd like a milkshake. I've done my part.
I tried blinking for the first time today and I totally get it now.
Tinder isn't a babysitting app. Apologies to Crystal and Janine for the misunderstanding.
My daughter love the @MileyCyrus song, "We Can't Stop" because she thinks it's about cutting the brake lines on my car.
Crime sprees would be so much funnier if your get-a-way vehicle was Hodor from Game of Thrones.
Being a father is the single greatest feeling on earth. Not including those wonderful years I spent without a child, of course.
Weirdest thing about drinking a 52 ounce Big Gulp from 7-11, isn't the enormous sugar rush, but the fact you go straight to Hell.
Sarah is a Hufflepuff living in NYC. When she is not traveling or talking to random animals, she is working as a script writer. Tweet her at @lumpyspacederp