Yes, people look at Elon Musk and see the Genius of SpaceX and Tesla. But we see a silly, silly man.
Read the strangest but most hilarious tweets from Elon here:
Talking About Aliens:
It is unknown whether we are the only civilization currently alive in the observable universe, but any chance that we are is added impetus for extending life beyond Earth
He's Kind Of Woke:
The enemy of my enemy is myself https://t.co/momMBAEuzU
The Flamethrower Incident:
Almost forgot! Due to recent regulatory/customs rules enacted to inhibit transport of anything called a Flamethrower, we have renamed our product: "Not a Flamethrower".
Me Too Elon, Me Too:
Mason jars with a handle or wine stem cause me to lose faith in humanity
That Sense Of Humor Though:
Can't believe someone leaked this schematic of the Tesla production system!!
That Time He Was Really Bored:
He taunts us with his speed
That Time He Picked Apart Willy Wonka:
I'm starting a candy company & it's going to be amazing
I am super super serious
It just occurred to me that the plot of Willy Wonka is really messed up
Ok ok, just for sake of argument, what do u wish for in candy? ????
Then I'm going to build a moat & fill it w candy. Warren B will not be able to resist investing! Berkshire Hathaway kryptonite ...
The Cyborg Dragon:
Oh btw I'm building a cyborg dragon
That Time He Talked About Landing A Rocket On A Bouncy House:
This is gonna sound crazy, but ...
SpaceX will try to bring rocket upper stage back from orbital velocity using a giant party balloon
And then land on a bouncy house
His April Fools Joke:
Elon was found passed out against a Tesla Model 3, surrounded by "Teslaquilla" bottles, the tracks of dried tears still visible on his cheeks. This is not a forward-looking statement, because, obviously, what's the point? Happy New Month!
First kit set will be ancient Egypt - pyramids, Sphinx, temple of Horus, etc
And they said I'd never be a rock star ...