Florida Man Arrested for Tenderizing Girlfriend’s Face with a Steak
It seems like the Sunshine State just can’t resist serving up some prime entertainment. Today’s Florida man that’s cooking up some trouble is Joshua Dummar. He’s a self-proclaimed gourmet chef with an unconventional recipe for relationship disaster.
According to The Smoking Gun, a heated argument between Dummar and his girlfriend reaches its boiling point one fateful Sunday night in Pinellas Park. Tempers flared, doors slammed, and the poor lady thought she had locked away the source of the chaos. But alas, love (or maybe poor judgment) prevailed, and she let Dummar back inside.
However, what happens next is where things get juicy. As the tension simmered, Dummar, clearly channeling his inner Gordon Ramsay, decided to show off his culinary skills. Except, instead of whipping up a delightful feast, he opted for a more direct approach to spicing things up. Grabbing a steak, he delivered not one, but two smacks to the left cheek of his unfortunate partner. Talk about a tenderized relationship!
To add insult to injury, the assault was even captured on camera. Yes, folks, Dummar’s moment of culinary madness was immortalized for the world to see. It’s like he wanted to make sure his seasoning skills were fully appreciated, leaving behind a savory souvenir on the victim’s cheek.
As a result, the law had a beef to pick with Dummar. He was swiftly apprehended and escorted to the county jail, where he traded his spatula for a set of handcuffs. Perhaps he’ll take this opportunity to explore less aggressive ways of expressing his passion for cooking. Maybe whipping up a nice soufflé or baking a delicate quiche?
In the meantime, Dummar has been banned from any contact with his girlfriend by the powers that be. This may give him some much-needed time to reflect on his seasoning technique and, more importantly, on his life choices. After all, it takes a special kind of talent to go from landscaping to assaulting someone with a steak.