Sausage Attack: Florida Women Hurls Meat Missile at Gas Station Employee
Meet De’Asia Cobb, the sausage star of Florida. De’Asia decided to spice things up at a gas station in Ocala, and boy, did she bring the heat!
It all kicked off when Cobb confronted the cashier, complaining about not being able to multitask two transactions. What started as a mere grumble turned into a full-on sausage showdown. They even threw racial slurs into the mix because, well, why not?
But here’s where it gets meaty. According to Fox35, Cobb grabbed a sizzling hot sausage from the tray and flung it at the cashier, like she was a superhero named the sausage slinger. The link hit the cashier’s wrist, leaving her in a pickle. React to the meat missile or ignore the disrespect?
Sausage Attack:
Now, the cashier wasn’t one to let a good sausage go to waste. So she picked it up, went outside, and flung it back at Cobb’s car. You know, the old “sausage boomerang” trick. But Cobb, not one to be outdone, had a trick up her sleeve—or rather, in her hand. She tossed her recently purchased Coke can at the cashier, turning the gas station into a real-life game of dodgeball… Just with a bit more flavor. Thankfully, the cashier had the reflexes of a ninja and avoided the incoming soda cannon.
The whole spectacle was so absurd that even the store owner, who witnessed the entire circus, couldn’t take it anymore. He gave Cobb the boot, but she was having none of it. She refused to leave, loitered around, and taunted the store employees for a solid eight minutes. It’s what you do if you’re the world’s worst customer.
In the end, De’Asia Cobb found herself in hot water, just like the sausage she flung. She was arrested, slapped with charges of battery and disorderly conduct, and handed a $1,500 bond. But don’t worry, she’s back out there, ready to turn the next gas station into a fast-food battleground.
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Meet Budman, dynamic host of Marconi Award winning radio station WXKB's WiLD Bunch Morning Show, on B1039. Budman likes to write about funny news, a good Florida man story, stupid criminals or anything involving a superhero. Budman, a comic book and pop culture enthusiast, even named his daughter Kara Zor-El, after Supergirl. His only child is his true passion beyond the mic. Being a dad is his favorite role. Budman, a true family man, balances his love for radio with quality time spent with loved ones and his trusty dogs.
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