Crazy Florida Woman Holds Toddler Hostage with Rolling Pin
I have had some great neighbors here in Cape Coral. Mine currently like to take treats over to my house to give them to my daughter. They don’t TAKE my daughter. Unlike this Crazy Florida woman…
Meet Kim Keeling, a 52-year-old crazy Florida woman who suddenly decides to grab her neighbor’s two-year-old child out of the blue. I mean we could all use a free babysitter sometimes, but again, you get what you pay for, ya know?
According to Fox News, this lady rushes into her house with the toddler and then locks the door, leaving the mother outside. Okay, now tell us you’re crazy without telling us your crazy…
But here’s where it goes to the next level. The mother refuses to stand by. She breaks a window in an attempt to reach her child. Good for her. If someone took my kid, let me tell you, I’d be busting through a wall like the Kool-aid man. Oh, yeah!
Alleged Crazy Florida Woman:
According to the report, the police show up. Tell Kim to release the child. She’s not backing down. She’s inside treating the situation like some sort of hostage standoff, armed with a damn pin, for crying out loud.
Then comes this deputy who means business. He bursts through the window like a superhero. Discovers Kim in the living room still holding onto the child and that trusty rolling pin like a true crazy florida woman would.
In short, Kim was. Taken straight to the county jail without bail and her rolling pin. Thankfully, the child was unharmed as confirmed by the sheriff’s office. Nice job fellas.
But hold on, that’s not all! Kim had her version of events. She claimed she took the child because she believed the mother was putting them in harms way, possibly to prevent a fall down some stairs. Worst babysitter EVER.