Gotta Catch Em All: Pokémon Robber Caught by Miami Jiu-Jitsu Pros
When it comes to Pokémon thieves in Florida, you never let them get away. You gotta catch em all. And according to WTVJ, that is exactly what happened at Pro Play Games in southwest Miami-Dade. It was a typical day at the shop, everything was pretty chill until this guy, Jasiel Manfarrol, walked in and asked to see a binder packed with Pokémon cards. But these aren’t just any cards. We’re talking about 3,000 cards worth over $30,000. That’s a really tall price for some cardboard. Thirty grand!
The store owner hands him the binder, and next thing you know, Manfarrol grabs it and bolts for the door. AnaMilena Machado, the general manager, couldn’t believe what she was seeing. It was any retail worker’s worst nightmare. Her store was robbed! Except it’s Pokémon cards instead of the cash register. Manfarrol even has the nerve to laugh as he makes his getaway.
Now, any good Pokémon trainer knows that you gotta catch em all! And this thief was about to get away… The owner and some bystanders try to stop him, but Manfarrol pulls out pliers and starts making stabbing motions. He’s all, “I’m going to stab you,” in Spanish, no less. This dude was not playing around.
Gotta Catch Em All:
Manfarrol manages to break free, but his freedom doesn’t last long. Nearby, two martial arts coaches are training at their dojo to be the very best. They see the commotion and spring into action. These guys used their ju jitsu skills to take Manfarrol down. It’s like watching a pack of Pikachus beat up on a tired Cosmog. The crook never had a chance.
The whole chaotic scene was caught on surveillance video too. You see these martial arts coaches pinning Manfarrol to the ground like they’re in a UFC match. Moments later, the cops roll up and slap the cuffs on him. Gotta catch em all right?
So, Manfarrol, who turns out to be homeless, ends up getting booked on charges of grand theft and aggravated assault. All for trying to swipe some Pokémon cards.