Love Stinks: Florida Man Defecates During Dispute

Sometimes love really stinks. A 30-year-old Florida man named Kiva Swander-Kirby, made a massive no-no. This genius got put in the slammer this week for allegedly strangling his girlfriend. But that's not the whole story. Oh, it gets a lot messier from here…

According to gnvinfo.com, it all started when Swander-Kirby wanted to have a "real" conversation. You know, one of those deep talks where you air out all the dirty laundry. Well, his girlfriend was cool with it but wanted to know when he was coming back to finish their current conversation. That’s when Swander-Kirby told her he was tired and going to bed. But things were about to go from bad to much worse, fast after that.

Instead of just letting the night end in silence, they started arguing. Next thing you know, this dude was fully naked and dropped a deuce right in the middle of the floor! Love stinks right? He just liquidated his assets for anyone to see. Now, you can imagine his girlfriend's reaction. For one, she don't wanna clean up after his crazy ass already… And I bet she's not going to start there. Not surprising, she took one look at that mess and realized her man was out of his mind, and started screaming for help.

But Swander-Kirby wasn’t done yet. Instead of backing down, he allegedly tries to shut her up by covering her mouth and pinching her nose. It’s not clear if he was naked and crazy the entire time or if he suddenly decided to get cozy mid-fight, but either way, it’s a stinky mess.

By the time Alachua County deputies showed up, Swander-Kirby had already come clean about his floor decoration but was pretty vague on the rest of the details. So I guess sometimes it's true what they say, love stinks.

Now he’s sitting in jail with a bond set at $40,000. Well, he's in deep doo-doo now.

Have you ever tried a fragrance and thought to yourself, "Wow, this smells awful?" Then you wonder why and how anyone would ever enjoy that smell. Just like our sense of taste, smells are based on preference. For example, your friend may like the smell of corpse flowers (the worst-smelling flower in the world) and burnt hair while you like the smell of roses and bonfires. 

"Most people assume we all like the smell of roses and hate the smell of skunk... with the exception of irritating odors, smell is something we come to know from personal and cultural experiences." noted lead researcher Rachel Herz, PhD, in a 2005 Brown University study.

Alan R Hirsch, the founder and neurological director of the Smell and Taste Treatment & Research Foundation, explained to NPR that “the factors that influence our sense of smell are actually a combination of cultural, genetic, and environmental factors.”

There are certain smells that almost everyone loves. From the new car smell (which may not be good for you) and freshly baked bread to Sharpies and gasoline. People enjoy a variety of aromas and find some more pleasant than others. The scents we smell can change our moods and emotions. Sometimes, it can even bring us back to long-forgotten events and memories.

Here are 10 unusual smells most people enjoy.

It could be due to its association with nail salons. It's where many people find a moment of relaxation.

Should you thank their hair care routine for this? Or maybe you’re a fan of their pheromones? Let's just call it a chemically compatible match.

Some people enjoy the smell of recycled rubber, glue, and a slight hint of petroleum.

It's probably not because it can make you high. It may have more to do with nostalgia. Sharpies and markers tend to smell like childhood to some people.

It makes sense that some people like the smell of chlorine. Most people are reminded of memories by the pool. Or maybe an abundance of laundry.

It may be something with the smell combination of fresh paper and book adhesive, mixed with the excitement of getting a new book.

Do you ever catch a whiff of yourself and actually don't mind it? Maybe, it's because it's your own scent. Some studies show that we've adapted to like our own odors, to help us maintain proper hygiene.

It has that "cold" smell that’s similar to when the AC blows in the car.

Some people like it because it "smells like the country.” The smell is supposedly associated with fresh air and fields of farmland.

Someone loved this scent so much that they created a crowdfunding site for a candle that "always smells like it's not actually burning while it’s burning." They described the smell as a "warm, smoky aroma."