Naked Florida Man on Trampoline Gets Arrested in Slippery Standoff
The sun is shining, the birds are chirping… Oh, and the Naked Florida Man is jumping on a trampoline covered in grease and peppermint oil. Just another day in the Sunshine State, am I right?
According to Fox 35, it all started when Blake Tokman, a 34-year-old resident of DeBary, decided to break into not one, but two houses. Clearly, he was feeling ambitious. But the real question is: why did he decide to grease himself up like a Thanksgiving turkey and douse himself in peppermint oil? Was he trying to disguise himself as a giant candy cane? Or perhaps he was just trying to make himself as slippery as possible to avoid getting caught by the cops. We may never know.
But one thing is for sure: the cops had their work cut out for them when they arrived on the scene. They had to apprehend a naked, greased-up man who was jumping on a trampoline. It’s like a scene straight out of a comedy movie, except this time it’s real life.
Thankfully, the cops were able to capture the whole thing on video. Watching them try to catch him is like watching a group of toddlers trying to catch a greased pig at a county fair. Except this time it’s a fully grown man who may or may not be high on drugs.
And can we talk about the peppermint oil for a second? Was he trying to mask the smell of the grease? Or was he just trying to freshen his breath? These are the important questions we need answers to.
In the end, Blake was arrested and charged with two counts of burglary. But the real winner here is the internet, who now has a hilarious video to watch whenever they need a good laugh. So, here’s to you, Naked Trampoline Florida Man. May your slippery shenanigans live on in infamy.
Florida Man Criminal Found Hiding In A North Fort Myers Attic With His Face Against The Air Duct To Breathe
Lee County Sheriff’s Office
Lee County Sheriff’s Office
