Taylor Swift Posted Something, EVERYBODY PANIC
This is exactly what Taylor Swift wants. She wants me to write a story about her. And yet, I know this, and I’m still doing it.
People are freaking out on the internet because after Taylor Swift torpedoed her social accounts sometime last week, she has now posted something. Though people want to draw comparisons to it being a “snake,” something that people called her after her Kim Kardashian/Kanye West feud – I’m definitely seeing a dragon’s tail.
— Taylor Swift (@taylorswift13) August 21, 2017
Now, I’m not going to go into conspiracy theories of what this could mean. It’s gotta be an album or song dropping soon. It’s a lot darker of imagery than we would expect from Taylor, but I’m sure she’s going to drop another deeply seated banger, one that has a lot of clues to ways people have “done her wrong.”
Either that, or she’s really into Daenerys Targaryen, and is shipping Dany and Jon Snow hard from Game of Thrones.
If Amy Cooper were a jelly doughnut, she would be a ‘Sarcasm-filled Doughnut.’