Florida Man Unleashes Destructive Fury On Walmart Using Stolen Excavator
When I was a kid, I couldn’t get enough of playing with toy bulldozers and excavators in my trusty sandbox. Those miniature construction toys were my ticket to endless adventures. But let me tell you, while I had a blast maneuvering those pint-sized diggers, the thought of trying my hand at a real-life excavator? Well, that’s a whole different level of playtime I’d leave to the professionals… Something that someone should have told this Florida man.
According to a Gainesville Police Department Facebook post, a Florida, man decided he needed an excavator in his life! So this guy, whose identity remains a well-guarded secret (or maybe we’re just too lazy to find out), decided it was high time to borrow a big ol‘ excavator… With the grace of a thousand bull elephants in a china shop! He made some destruction rather than construction!
The Florida Man hopped into his newfound construction vehicle and rumbled down SW 42nd Street. He was like it was nobody’s business! But where was he going?
Excavator Destruction:
Our Florida man’s ultimate destination was not just any old place; it was the local Walmart. Forget parking lots. This guy bulldozed his way through the wall like he was Wreck-It Ralph. You see, when Florida Man goes shopping, he doesn’t do it halfway. He brings his own door, or in this case, makes his own door.
Now, you might think the Walmart adventure was the climax of this epic tale, but not our Florida Man. This dude had more surprises up his sleeve, if he even wore sleeves that day. The adventurous excavator operator didn’t stop at just one building… He decided to spice things up by crashing through a storage unit. Because why not? Storage units need a good dose of excitement, too.
Miraculously, no one was hurt in this wild escapade, which is a true testament to the resilience of Floridians who’ve seen it all. So, the next time you’re having a boring day, just remember that somewhere in Florida, a man once stole an excavator, knocked down power lines, bulldozed his way into Walmart, and introduced a storage unit to a whole new world of adventure. What a way took keep life interesting!
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Meet Budman, dynamic host of Marconi Award winning radio station WXKB's WiLD Bunch Morning Show, on B1039. Budman likes to write about funny news, a good Florida man story, stupid criminals or anything involving a superhero. Budman, a comic book and pop culture enthusiast, even named his daughter Kara Zor-El, after Supergirl. His only child is his true passion beyond the mic. Being a dad is his favorite role. Budman, a true family man, balances his love for radio with quality time spent with loved ones and his trusty dogs.
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