Florida Woman Stole Cookies, Bras and Attacks Cop at Walmart
A Florida woman just went completely wacko at a Walmart in St. Petersburg. According to WFLA, Ashley Gnau, 39, managed to turn her $35.75 shopping spree into a whole lot of trouble for herself. And for what? A few treats and some unmentionables? Let’s be honest, who in their right mind would want to go to jail over a few cookies and some stolen underwear? Nah, I wouldn’t. But Gnau would.
It all started Saturday afternoon when the Walmart Loss Prevention team noticed Gnau snacking on cookies while stuffing items like press-on nails, bras, and panties into her stash. Nothing was paid for, of course, and she just breezed past the checkout like normal rules like “paying for your stuff” didn’t apply to her.
When security tried to escort her out, Gnau went crazy lady bonkers. She was yelling and cursing, you name it. But then she cranked up the chaos by shoving a responding police officer’s arm to try and confront a store employee. Apparently, cookies and stolen undies, when combined can make you act a little nutty. Just ask Gnau.
The Cookies Crumble:
Cameras in the store caught her every move, so there’s no mystery about what went down. The cost of her haul? Not even enough to fill your gas tank these days. That’s it? Oh, hell Gnau!
Well, Miss Hell Gnau was taken into custody and is now facing charges like battery on a officer, petit theft, and disorderly conduct. The footage from the incident is being held as evidence, but it’s gonna be epic when it’s shown in court. Hopefully coming to YouTube… Sometime soon?
Jeesh… All of this drama for cookies and bras worth less than $40 at Walmart? It’s not just a really stupid move, but acting wacko in Walmart is pretty unnecessary. Hell to da Gnau Gnau’s cookie munchin’, pantie stuffing and police pushing antics may have just put her in the “People of Walmart” hall of fame. Congrats!
